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saveroomfornihon

saveroomfornihon:

i imagine that it’s bring your pet to work day for the hetalia nations

like

greece brings a cat

england brings his pug dog

america brings a golden retriever 

and aUSTRALIA BRINGS A FUCKIN SNAKE AND SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ENGLAND BY PUTTING THE SNAKE IN HIS PANTS

and they’re all like:

"where’s germany"

aND LUDWIG RANDOMLY BUSTS THE DOOR DOWN WITH AN ENTIRE ARMY OF DOGS LIKE:

i heard it was bring your pet to work day”